tchaikennugget:

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

fishgirlautism:

fishgirlautism:

and that quirked up white boy… was your father

dranktwocoffees:

druk :D

little-klng:

i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you’re not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something

abyssa111:

Fucking literally me

exitwound:

i could be the person who changes the stoplights. red. yellow. green. red. yellow. green. it comes naturally to me

xeppeli:

xeppeli:

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

passionpeachy:

guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)

girlmostlikely:

Jonah Hill outed as a toxic partner, Britney Spears memoir, Gigi Hadid arrested, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello separation, Skims shapewear saved a woman’s life after she was shot 4 times, Kylie and Jordyn reunion, Ariana Grande divorce, Elon Musk wants to buy Fox News and CNN, Lindsay Lohan gave birth to her first child, sriracha shortage, Bethany Joy Lenz aka Haley from One Tree Hill said she was in a cult for ten years, Elton John testifying in the Kevin Spacey trial. This has been a stellar pop culture news cycle for all genres methinks.

mega-gaymer-party:

great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

instantromanticfloor:

radiofreederry:

himbofisher:

SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!

Mr. Beast getting a handjob

perenial:

big big BIG fan of couples who are a package deal but in an evil way. ur not getting one without the other and that’s a threat